Legendary Crews

Legendary Crews

It’s been a good minute since our last post. We apologize for the lack of reading content, we’ve been doing way too much blow and partying recently that it’s got to be poor for our health. One day we were drinking some PBR’s having a good time, ya know, just post scoot sesh stuff with the gang. Someone busted out the laptop with an HDMI and plugged that shit into the TV and that opened the floodgates. We started going way…

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WORST FUCKING STYLES EVER

WORST FUCKING STYLES EVER

Happy Friday idiots. Welcome back to the greatest website of all time for your bullshit, real shit, talk shit Scooter news. Today we’re coming in fucking hot, like Margot Robbie was in Wolf Of Wall Street. Jesus fucking christ shes so hot. FUCK! But unlike Margot, ya know, elegant, smooth, delicious, beautiful, etc. We’re looking at some ugly shit today. WORST STYLES EVER. Warning: Don’t be a fucking bitch this is all a joke and mostly not true, mostly.  NUMBER 1: MOHAMED…

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TMZINTERVIEWS: @Jawns.on.deck

TMZINTERVIEWS: @Jawns.on.deck

We’re always interested in finding the next best Instagram. From riders, to scooter memes, and rad pages. @jawns.on.deck is a rad as fuck page. They post proper fuckin’ scootering. We had a few conversations back in forth with the page and threw some questions there way and here’s what they had to say…. 1. Who runs the page, where you from, how did you get into scoots? We are two guys who run this page together, Bror Svensson (@bror_svensson) and…

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THE BREAKFAST VIDEO

THE BREAKFAST VIDEO

The latest and greatest full length to come out is “The ‘Breakfast’ Video”. Filmed and edited by Daniel Rey, this project was in progress for roughly 3 years. The full length consists of parts from Devin Szydlowski, Jack Mount, Kaaden Bewley, Adam Lakritz, Derrek Wilson, Daniel Rey, James Serverance, Cullen Chase, and Anthony Lara. 33 minutes of absolute porn. Except when I watch full length pornos I usually just skip throughout the video to the good parts, ya know for…

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WHITE TRASH WILLY

WHITE TRASH WILLY

William Cashion, 21 years old, OG District/Eagle rider, and UndialedTV owner/representative/whatever the fuck you wanna call it released a badass edit for us yesterday. According to Will, this was in the making for about 3 years. After reading that I immediately had my expectations set high. If someone is working on a project for 3 years you better believe I want a prime ass edit. Swiped up like a bitch on his Instastory and I immediately came all over my…

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AMAZON: THE RISE OF SELLING SCOOTERS

AMAZON: THE RISE OF SELLING SCOOTERS

This Instagram post from @thevaultproscooters (deleted after being published July 2nd) sparked our interest on the topic. We did our research, kinda, but it fucking sucked. Enjoy another long one from the TMZooters team! Amazon will soon take over the world. It’s inevitable. Amazon sells anything you could possibly want from groceries, books, equipment, and now Scooters (completes and some wheels). Envy, Fuzion, and Lucky Scooters on Amazon Amazon Prime is so fucking awesome because you get free 2 day…

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ISA World Finals: The Conclusion

ISA World Finals: The Conclusion

WELL WELL WELL… The I. S. Fucking. A. World Finals at Imagine Extreme Barcelona has come to an end with Jordan Clark being crowned ‘World Champion’., whatever that’s worth… Was Barry actually in attendance or was Barry just trolling us? Maybe Barry was there, maybe Barry wasn’t. Possibly Barry was just watching the live stream with the rest of the 10 year olds on Facebook. Gathering his information from riders that were there through DM. Hmmm, wait a minute, Barry…

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Youtube and Instagram: Which App Is The GOAT?

Youtube and Instagram: Which App Is The GOAT?

In a simpler time, before 2010-present, riders would post yearly web edits, mini videos, sponsor tapes, etc on YouTube. Yeah that’s right everyone I said YouTube, remember that platform? A decent of pro riders still release web edits, but not at the consistency of years past. YouTube was fucking tight before it got cancer infested with vloggers. I could tap on my subsciptions tab and get hyped to ride without having to search edits from 5 years ago. It was…

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MADD GEAR FIRING WORKERS WHO SAY SKULLS ARE LAME AS FUCK

MADD GEAR FIRING WORKERS WHO SAY SKULLS ARE LAME AS FUCK

Somewhere, Australia – Many warehouse associates, salesmen, and scooter riders are disregarding MGP’s company protocol on ‘bashing skulls’. MGP confirms firing warehouse associate Banjo Eioozak, salesmen ‘Twan’ Bustos, and riders Ryan Williams, and whoever else is on that team cause no one has any idea other than the people within the organization. MGP has a strict ‘bashing skulls’ policy. In MGP’s company worker establishment packet it says in article Vag-420.69: “You will never hate on the skull, you will accept the…

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The Grungy Guys

The Grungy Guys

What’s up guys. Ava reporting for the first time in forever. I had the honor in looking up dudes for my article, so wet right now, and I think what I have is pretty insane! I came up with a full squad of dudes that are welcome to be apart of the Grungy Guys. Grungy guys? What am I talking about? Someone who comes off as a grunge, probably hasn’t showered since their last insta edit, doesn’t give a fuck…

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