The Grungy Guys

The Grungy Guys

What’s up guys. Ava reporting for the first time in forever. I had the honor in looking up dudes for my article, so wet right now, and I think what I have is pretty insane! I came up with a full squad of dudes that are welcome to be apart of the Grungy Guys. Grungy guys? What am I talking about? Someone who comes off as a grunge, probably hasn’t showered since their last insta edit, doesn’t give a fuck…

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ISA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: NEEDS TO CHANGE

ISA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: NEEDS TO CHANGE

ISA, also known as the International Scooter Association, is a poor attempt at putting on a World Championship for scooters. It’s a shame really. From the ISA websites about page: Step back for a moment, let’s go into their website. Jesus Christ guys. You claim to have all these guys apart of this ‘association’ yet you have a website that runs like a piece of shit that has hamsters running its servers, looks garbage and something I made in 6th…

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COMEBACK RIDER OF 2018?

COMEBACK RIDER OF 2018?

Who the fuck thought this guy was comin’ back with some HEAT. Who has dropped some banger edits, is an OG from WA, broke a few bones in his career, and eats tons of rice. EVAN YAMADA We absolutely had to reach out to Evan Yamada to confirm the most important thing about him. Does he infact, eat rice. This is what he had to say about his rice eating. We also reached out to James Gee on his lastest…

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TRENDS FOR EARLY 2018

TRENDS FOR EARLY 2018

What up bitches! Sorry for being gone so long we were way too fucked up on drugs and banging hookers down in Mexico. We recently got released from the drug lords and boy are we excited to get back to regular posting. What the fuck is a trend? TREND: a general direction in which something is developing or changing. Scootering always has new trends whether it be clothing, tricks, click bait (ha gay), or style of insta videos. We’re only…

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KOTA IMPREGNATES 3 HOT CHICKS AT PARTY

KOTA IMPREGNATES 3 HOT CHICKS AT PARTY

BREAKING NEWS! Kota, “Kota inc”, Schuetz has impregnated 3 girls (and damn they be good lookin’, i mean.. shit Kota I see you boi!!!) at a random ass party.  Check out Kota before he plowed the shit outta these chicks… DAYUM SON! I mean if I were to play Kill, Fuck, Marry… I’m killing Patrisha, Bangin Jazzmean, and Wifin up Ashley. WOW LADIES NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAMES BARRY! I am single, down to earth, like long walks along the beach…

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STAN SMIRNOFF ICED KIDS?

STAN SMIRNOFF ICED KIDS?

STAN WHAT IS YOU DOIN BABY?!?!? Posting hardcore drug use on your Instagram story and NOW scamming kids? The homie scootsoup posted 5 images of his boy @austindavid_ getting scammed. Austin sent over $100 to Stan in hopes of receiving Stan’s Signature Wheels Stan tells Austin aight so he sends the money over. Time goes by, Austin gets no package, Stan gets high off some shit. Austin, 15, GOES IN ON THE MANS. Why are you saying “nigg”? You’re white…

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Scooter Brad VS Jack Dauth: WHO SMOKES MORE KUSH

Scooter Brad VS Jack Dauth: WHO SMOKES MORE KUSH

SCOOTER BRAD AND JACK DAUTH HAVING DANK MEME FIGHTS OVER KUSH. Wow guys who woulda thunk scooter kids smoked weed. I selected Scooter Brad first overall in my scooter fantasy league, and now with all this bullshit posting about a little boy who smoked some ak 47 double purple kush, he’s a distraction to my team and I’m thinking of dropping him on waviers or trading him for Tommy Daddono. (I know its a really poor trade, but he’s really…

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TMZooters: Who are we

TMZooters: Who are we

What up scooter dooders my names Barry M and welcome to TMZooters. TMZooters is the NUMBA 1 website for scootering news/topics/bullshit/etc. I specialize in the Vlogging reporting for scooters which you already know is the best fucking form of scootering that there has ever been. If you fucking love or HATE Scooter Brad/R Dub Club/Funk Brahs/Beau Dudes/etc. YOU’RE LOOKIN AT YOUR NEW FAVORITE NEWS REPORTER. Hey everybody my name is Ava J and I love scooter boys xD. I joined…

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